Sophisticated and knowledgeable person that you are, Dear Reader, you are aware that one of the greatest sources of global warming is methane produced by bovine flatulence. Despite the fact that their diet is woefully devoid of beans, our Mooish friends produce vast quantities of cow burps (also farts, but that is not the issue […]

When the documents purloined by Snowden the Rat surfaced, Dear Reader, you thought that you had seen the worst of spying by our masters. Think again. A whole new level of surveillance is about to commence, managed by the Thought Police. The National Institutes of Health (NIH) have just given a grant of YOUR money to […]

In 1995, a revoltingly PC movie entitled “Dead Man Walking” starring Sean Penn (surprise, surprise) and Susan Sarandon (also surprise, surprise) hit the market. In the film, a sociopathic murderer is practically beatified as the film ends with Mr. Penn strapped on a gurney, arms extended so he appears to be in the process of […]

No, Dear Reader, I am not mimicking the faux enthusiasm of microcephalic sports commentators at basketball or ice hockey games. Oh no. I am introducing you to the new video game (actually, suite of video games) which make “Grand Theft Auto” look like good, clean fun . I am aware that many of you consider […]