The Pushtu President of the Afghans that we shoehorned into office accuses us of collaborating with the Taliban! The Mexican El Presidente demands that we ship his proto-wetbacks handbooks on how to squeeze welfare out of our taxpayers after they creep across the border! The Greeks and Cypriots march and scream that the IMF (which, face […]

That’s unusual advice. After all, the comic films always have titles like “Eat the Rich,” on the assumption that rich people are over-indulged, weak, and helpless before the united might of the virtuous poor. What a crock. First of all, how do you think the rich got rich? By being smarter and tougher than the […]

In the seventeenth century, Duc Francois de La Rochefoucauld penned the still popular epigram “Hypocrisy is the homage vice pays to virtue.” Unfortunately, this remark is rapidly losing its currency. It’s not that we have turned into a planet of Goody Two Shoeses, far from it. We have plenty of vice left. The problem is […]

Even the Wall Street Journal smells collapse. For months they have been chanting the dirge “The MBA Is A Relic of the Past.” How dare they impugn the honor of the laborers in the vineyard of spreadsheets, who have taught us all how to outsource every useful job to Outer Uzbekistan! How dare they fail […]

You have a dirty mind. This is NOT a discussion of excremental over-inflation. We are talking about Form Over Substance. A 62-year old man, on doctor-recommended sick leave for stress, went to the beach to unwind. Seeing  a shark heading for a group of children, he rushed into the water, wrestled the shark into submission, […]