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Eat the Poor

That’s unusual advice. After all, the comic films always have titles like “Eat the Rich,” on the assumption that rich people are over-indulged, weak, and helpless before the united might of the virtuous poor. What a crock. First of all, how do you think the rich got rich? By being smarter and tougher than the […]

Honesty Is the Worst Policy

In the seventeenth century, Duc Francois de La Rochefoucauld penned the still popular epigram “Hypocrisy is the homage vice pays to virtue.” Unfortunately, this remark is rapidly losing its currency. It’s not that we have turned into a planet of Goody Two Shoeses, far from it. We have plenty of vice left. The problem is […]

Dumb and Loving It

Even the Wall Street Journal smells collapse. For months they have been chanting the dirge “The MBA Is A Relic of the Past.” How dare they impugn the honor of the laborers in the vineyard of spreadsheets, who have taught us all how to outsource every useful job to Outer Uzbekistan! How dare they fail […]

F.O.S.

You have a dirty mind. This is NOT a discussion of excremental over-inflation. We are talking about Form Over Substance. A 62-year old man, on doctor-recommended sick leave for stress, went to the beach to unwind. Seeing  a shark heading for a group of children, he rushed into the water, wrestled the shark into submission, […]

Today Only – Grand Bargain!

The phrase of the day is “Grand Bargain.” Balderdash! The first issue this raises is: why do we need a title? This evil practice hies  back to the days of the Iran hostage crisis, when a pusillanimous president cowered in the White House, allowing American diplomats to remain captive by the heirs of the Barbary […]